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Brendan Codey would like you to know that although his sideburns look like they have been dyed, they in fact are not dyed, and are more red than the hair on his head due solely to genetics. He will probably pursue a Masters of Fine Arts in Sculpture during the next few years, but then again, maybe he will not. This is nothing to be impressed about, but at least it's something. |
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